So the new Simpsons movie is coming out, or it already has. I must say, I really do not care at all about it. Seems to me like one last gasp for a show that has run just a bit past its prime.
With Simpsons previews on the air though, it reminded me of a Simpsons episode that aired when I did still watch the show. It was the episode where Homer held a barbeque and the main course was that poor piggy with an apple in his mouth.
Lisa was all about the vegetables though, and she made “enough gazpacho for everyone!” Homer reacted to her vegetarianism with a catchy little tune, “You don’t make friends with salad”.
Later in that episode the poor piggy goes for a ride, “it’s just a little dirty, it’s still good! It’s still good!” But that is beside the point.
You DO make friends with salad. Animals are the greatest friends a human can attain. They don’t lie, they don’t steal, and they will never take advantage of you.
If my girlfriend and I could move to the jungle right now and live like that 1980’s Tarzan, I would be all for it. A nice tree house in paradise with all of my animals friends sounds just perfect to me.
Back when that episode did air, I admit, I was an evil meat eater and I thought it was funny. I am quite happy to say that my views have changed for the better, and I now believe that little song is a total lie.
Friend animals, they already love you. (No, not you Micheal Vick, you are excluded. Rot please.)
-Mr. SoVeg
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